{"id":1007,"date":"2014-12-19T14:49:15","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T22:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2014-12-19T14:49:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T22:49:15","slug":"the-mystery-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1007","title":{"rendered":"The Mystery Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0The Mystery Solved<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The little knight drew his sword.<\/p>\n<p>He checked the oak door . A solid core.<\/p>\n<p>But, it seemed to be unlocked.<\/p>\n<p>He didn\u2019t fly off half cocked.<\/p>\n<p>He did step in ready to fight.<\/p>\n<p>What he saw was a scary sight.<\/p>\n<p>There stood a wizard with a long white beard.<\/p>\n<p>The black clothes &amp; cape with stars was weird. The wizard turned &amp; saw the knight.<\/p>\n<p>The wizard\u2019s stare was a dreadful fright.<\/p>\n<p>He said \u201dYou dare to come here to my lair?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou will pay for this, I swear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will cause you to lose your job.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNext, will be your house. That\u2019s not odd.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour horse will be gone. Maybe your wife.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t come closer or you\u2019ll lose your life.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou will be in the soup line for your meals\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey might drag you to jail by your heels\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little knight was fuming at these words.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll put an end to you and yours!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little knight screamed as he prepared to charge<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The little knight awoke screaming.<\/p>\n<p>Sheets were in a knot &amp; he was leaning.<\/p>\n<p>Bent way over off the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Pain was running through his head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat happened?\u201d his wife asked him.<\/p>\n<p>The little knight was scratching his chin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was an evil wizard is all I know\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was going to take it all. Even my soul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They had no idea what it meant.<\/p>\n<p>They tried their best to forget the event.<\/p>\n<p>Later that day the mail came.<\/p>\n<p>A letter from the IRS in name.<\/p>\n<p>It said we will be auditing you.<\/p>\n<p>The little knight said \u201cLooks like we are threw.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow we know who the wizard is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the IRS and we are his.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2014)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0The Mystery Solved The little knight drew his sword. He checked the oak door . A solid core. But, it seemed to be unlocked. He didn\u2019t fly off half cocked. He did step in ready to fight. What he saw was a scary sight. There stood a wizard with a long white beard. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1007\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Mystery Solved<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-the-little-knight-saga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}