{"id":1174,"date":"2015-02-27T16:52:47","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T00:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2015-02-27T16:52:47","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T00:52:47","slug":"fastest-gun-in-the-west","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1174","title":{"rendered":"Fastest Gun In The West"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fastest Gun In The West<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I live in a one horse cowboy town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Why is it called a \u2018one horse\u2019 town?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The saloon rail has room for one horse is all.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The Livery Stable only has one stall. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Yet, it is a fair sized town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Lots of people live close around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>One day a drifter came into town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Got off his horse and looked around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He went into the only saloon.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He ordered a drink. It was just before noon.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He sat and drank for awhile. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I rarely saw him crack a smile.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Then, another \u2018gun slinger\u2019 came in.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He looked around. He didn\u2019t grin.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He saw the drifter &amp; walked over.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He pulled up a stool. He looked bolder.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He said \u201cDid you think you could hide away?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter didn\u2019t have a thing to say.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He then said \u201cYou can run, but you can\u2019t hide.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter just looked him in the eye.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u2018Were going to find out if you\u2019re the best.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter slowly opened his vest.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cI am not wearing a gun.\u201d <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cThen, you had better get yourself one.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cIf you don\u2019t I will gun you down.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cThen tell everyone I\u2019m the fastest around.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cYou only have one chance to live.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cFace me in a fair gunfight, or look like a sieve.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter slowly got to his feet.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Then he walked into the street.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He went to his saddlebags and got a gun.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He then proceeded to strap it on. Not for fun.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He walked into the street with the sun at his back.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The gun slinger said \u201cYou\u2019re a dead man. It\u2019s a fact\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The gun slinger moved and faced him in the street.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Neither said a thing as they spread their feet.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Then, the gun slinger made his move.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He was like greased lightning. Don\u2019t be fooled.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, he had barely started his draw<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>when a bullet struck him in the jaw.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>His gun hadn\u2019t quite yet cleared his holster.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter was not any kind of boaster.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He turned and took off his gun.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Put it back in his saddlebag. He was done.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He mounted his horse and rode out of town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Left the town folk standing around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>They buried the gun slinger in an unmarked grave.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Everyone knew how he had behaved.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>They felt the drifter had every right.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He was the fastest thing in sight.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Yet, no one knew his name.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Even though, just the same.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The rumors spread of a man with no name.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He had a draw so fast, it was insane.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The drifter was never heard from again.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Seems he wanted it that way, they said with a grin.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fastest Gun In The West I live in a one horse cowboy town. Why is it called a \u2018one horse\u2019 town? The saloon rail has room for one horse is all. The Livery Stable only has one stall. Yet, it is a fair sized town. Lots of people live close around. 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