{"id":1251,"date":"2015-03-27T15:21:33","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2015-03-27T15:21:33","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:21:33","slug":"geezer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"Geezer"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Geezer<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

People tend to call me old Geezer now.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Formally known as Stud Muffin. WOW!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Back in the day, I was \u2018The Man!\u2019<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I had girls all across this land.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Most guys wanted to be me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Don Juan had nothing on me, you see.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

My black book was a valuable tool.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I kept it locked up. I was no fool.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I would have a girl on each end of town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

And be dating one from the middle ground.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I had a line that wouldn\u2019t quit.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Girls would line up, just to hear it.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Saturday night, I would turn on the charm.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019d have two girls. One on each arm.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

So it was through high school and college.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Guys were envious, without my knowledge.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I never really settled down.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

My reputation spread all over town.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I tried marriage once, but separated.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Later, she cut me loose. I was elated.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

As I aged, I lost my mojo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I started slipping. I was a no go.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I was getting old and set in my ways.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I dreamed a lot of my younger days.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Eventually, I became an old Geezer.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

My love life was in the freezer.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Till Viagra came along.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Now, I sing a different song.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I ache in the places where I used to play.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

But, a fire still burns under all this gray.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks to Viagra, I can now say.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

This old Geezer is ready to play.—–Look out. I\u2019m back!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

—————————————————–R. W. Johnson—–(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Geezer People tend to call me old Geezer now. Formally known as Stud Muffin. WOW!! Back in the day, I was \u2018The Man!\u2019 I had girls all across this land. Most guys wanted to be me. Don Juan had nothing on me, you see. My black book was a valuable tool. I kept it … Continue reading Geezer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,24,29,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-life-lessons","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}