{"id":1255,"date":"2015-03-27T15:27:05","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2015-03-27T15:27:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:27:05","slug":"frogmania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1255","title":{"rendered":"Frogmania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Frogmania<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>In the land before time.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>There was a frog who was a mime.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Eons passed, and he was still around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He still did mimes &amp; played a clown.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Finally, here comes modern times.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Where is that frog who mime\u2019s?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I saw him on the WB.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Doing commercials for the network, see.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He wears a top hat &amp; has a cane.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, his act is much the same.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He jumps and dances around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>He kind of looks like a little clown.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What has this world come to?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Where a frog can entertain you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, a lot of animals are stars today.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Not much left for us to say.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Animals have moved up the chain.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>While humans have become too vain.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If you are entertained by a talking frog.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>How much longer till you\u2019re in a fog.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Unable to think for yourself.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>An organic robitoid, with a little wealth.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>You\u2019ll probably be a liberal without thought.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Look around and see what you have wrought<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Bring back the frog who was a mime.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>At least, he was quiet all of the time.&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Frogmania In the land before time. There was a frog who was a mime. Eons passed, and he was still around. He still did mimes &amp; played a clown. Finally, here comes modern times. Where is that frog who mime\u2019s? I saw him on the WB. Doing commercials for the network, see. He wears &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1255\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Frogmania<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,6,16,24,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activism","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1256,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions\/1256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}