{"id":1298,"date":"2015-04-15T15:24:15","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T23:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2015-04-15T15:24:15","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T23:24:15","slug":"she-wasnt-my-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1298","title":{"rendered":"She Wasn&#8217;t My Type"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 She Wasn\u2019t My Type<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Her skin was alabaster &amp; her eyes were blue.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She could win your heart by looking at you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Her hair was long &amp; blonde, like the sun.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>You knew for sure that she would be more fun.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, she wasn\u2019t my type.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Friends asked me \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with you?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cShe has really been looking at a few\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cYou\u2019re the one she has been looking at the most.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cYet, you ignore her like she was a ghost.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, she wasn\u2019t my type.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She seemed as friendly as can be.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She even moseyed right up to me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She had a great personality.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She was everything you could want her to be<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, she wasn\u2019t my type.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She would laugh and joke and carry on.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She acted like this was where she belonged.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>There were people enchanted by her.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>She seemed an angel to them, for sure.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But, she wasn\u2019t my type.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>My best friend said \u201cTell me now.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cShe is not big, like a cow.\u201d <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cShe has a body that won\u2019t quit.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cHow can you turn down that trick?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I said \u201cShe\u2019s my sister.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 She Wasn\u2019t My Type Her skin was alabaster &amp; her eyes were blue. She could win your heart by looking at you. Her hair was long &amp; blonde, like the sun. You knew for sure that she would be more fun. 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