{"id":1404,"date":"2015-05-27T16:29:15","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T00:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2015-05-27T16:29:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-28T00:29:15","slug":"worlds-mysteries-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"World’s Mysteries Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 World\u2019s Mysteries Revealed<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The mysteries of the world are coming to a head.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Many unbelievable things will soon be made known.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Proof that a \u2018bigfoot\u2019 type being isn\u2019t dead.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Loch Ness Monster will finally be shown.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Planet \u2018X\u2019 will be shown to exist.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ancient aliens will be proven beyond doubt.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The \u2018hollow earth\u2019 story will have a twist.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

If Santa was real, we all could shout.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Alien abduction will be found to be true.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cattle mutilations will be explained.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Crop circles will have meaning for you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Easter Island mystery will not be lame.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Moth man will finally land.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Fairies will be found to be alive.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Unicorns will march in a marching band.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Killer bees will mutate in their hives.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Time travel will no longer be a myth.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Parallel worlds will become common place.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Holy Ark will be shown to exist.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Noah\u2019s Ark will\u00a0 prove to be a special case.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Illuminati will make themselves known.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Magic will be shown to be real.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Donald Duck will get a \u201cQucakland\u201d of his own.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Humpty Dumpty will slip on a potato peel.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jack from \u2018The Box\u2019 will punch Ronald McDonald<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

In an attempt to knock the sesame seeds off his buns.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The farm will be sold & profits given to widow McDonald.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Momma Cass will be shown to have weighed a ton.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rumors will fly about \u2018another\u2019 land down under.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Obama\u2019s birth certificate will suddenly appear.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Wile E. Coyote will finally catch the Road Runner.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Each day, in Los Angeles, the sky will be clear.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Predators & Aliens from movie fame<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

will be found to actually exist. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

They will be buddies in more than name.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Finally, if you believe any of this<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I have a bridge I would like to sell you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

—————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 World\u2019s Mysteries Revealed The mysteries of the world are coming to a head. Many unbelievable things will soon be made known. Proof that a \u2018bigfoot\u2019 type being isn\u2019t dead. The Loch Ness Monster will finally be shown. \u00a0 Planet \u2018X\u2019 will be shown to exist. Ancient aliens will be proven beyond doubt. The \u2018hollow … Continue reading World’s Mysteries Revealed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,24,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-humor","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1405,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}