{"id":141,"date":"2014-12-07T21:22:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T05:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=141"},"modified":"2014-12-07T21:22:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-08T05:22:28","slug":"cat-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"Cat In The House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Cat In The House<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s a house without a cat?<\/p>\n<p>Having a cat is where it\u2019s at.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the scratches &amp; shedding.<\/p>\n<p>A cat is better than a wedding.<\/p>\n<p>A cat will sleep most of the day.<\/p>\n<p>Very seldom does he play.<\/p>\n<p>Just eats, pees, poops &amp; sleeps.<\/p>\n<p>He knows he is here for keeps.<\/p>\n<p>He has gained weight like crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Due to being \u2018fixed\u2019, maybe.<\/p>\n<p>His claws can rip your skin.<\/p>\n<p>Depending on what mood he\u2019s in.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes he can even bite.<\/p>\n<p>If he is looking for a fight.<\/p>\n<p>He is finicky &amp; picky with his food.<\/p>\n<p>He will only eat when in the mood.<\/p>\n<p>That mood is frequent for him.<\/p>\n<p>That accounts for the shape he\u2019s in.<\/p>\n<p>I guess this all sounds pretty lame.<\/p>\n<p>Having a cat is not a game.<\/p>\n<p>Despite all that\u2019s mentioned above.<\/p>\n<p>He will fill your house with love.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you do not have a cat.<\/p>\n<p>Get one, because a cat is where it\u2019s at.&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2014)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Cat In The House What\u2019s a house without a cat? Having a cat is where it\u2019s at. Despite the scratches &amp; shedding. A cat is better than a wedding. A cat will sleep most of the day. Very seldom does he play. Just eats, pees, poops &amp; sleeps. He knows he is here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=141\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cat In The House<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factual","category-humor","category-kids-corner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}