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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shy Lab Man Has Success<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I needed help to find my way.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n It has become a tragic day.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Nothing has gone right in the lab.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n There was an accident & it was bad.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n A certain fluid got on my skin.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n It was absorbed within.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Now, I am feeling really oddly.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Something is happening to my body.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Am I turning into a human Hulk?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Will I end up with hair, like a goat?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n A am madly looking for a mirror.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I am starting to feel really queer.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I find a mirror and take a look.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n What a change! I could write a book.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I am now tall, dark, and very handsome.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I almost feel like dancing.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I look like a woman\u2019s answer to her dream.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I have never looked this good or lean.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n This potion was meant for something else.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Funny how it made my old looks melt.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I am wondering how long it will last?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n If I stay this way, I will have a blast.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Come on girls, \u2018Big Daddy\u2019 has arrived.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I will make your libido come alive.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Hollywood hansom\u2019s have nothing on me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I am as handsome as can be.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I have the knowledge Playboy has given.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n 50 Shades Of Gray is my living.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I have all the male attributes.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Enhanced to the max for no excuse.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I have a six pack, with muscle to spare.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I also have just the right amount of hair.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Suddenly, something splashed in my face.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I looked around. What was this place?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWake up\u201d \u201cYou slipped and fell\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cClean yourself up. You look like hell.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n What?? It was all a dream??<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Nothing is ever what it seems.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Back to work in this dreary lab.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I guess making skin creams isn\u2019t bad.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n But, I wish I could be that man.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n The one who said \u201cBecause I can.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Then proceeded to have whoever he wanted.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWomen\u2019s gift of man\u201d, he \u00a0taunted.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cDid you say something?\u201d his lab partner said.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cJust talking to myself.\u201d Then asked \u201cAre you wed.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cAm I married?\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cI want to take you out, like that other guy.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWhat other guy?\u201d she asked.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cThe one I imagined when knocked out\u201d he gasped.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cSure. I accept.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I guess you know what happened next.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n ———————————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2015)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shy Lab Man Has Success I needed help to find my way. It has become a tragic day. Nothing has gone right in the lab. There was an accident & it was bad. A certain fluid got on my skin. It was absorbed within. Now, I am feeling really oddly. 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