Don\u2019t Travel With A Stoner<\/p>\n
It was time to take a trip.
\nBut, first I had to get a fix.
\nNot loaded would be wrong.
\nI have to sing my song.<\/p>\n
Loaded and ready to roll.
\nHauling ass, though going slow.
\nPerception is a state of mind.
\nMy mind is doing overtime.<\/p>\n
Things fly by & I space out.
\nWhat is all the fuss about?
\nKick back and enjoy the ride.
\nDon\u2019t you trust me with your hide?<\/p>\n
What is that I hear you yelling about?
\nWere still in the driveway? No doubt.
\nSometimes my mind is racing like hell.
\nYet, we are not moving very well.<\/p>\n
Not to worry. It will pass.
\nAll I need is to step on the gas.
\nThere we go. Now were flying.
\nWere going like hell. I wasn\u2019t lying.<\/p>\n
What? Were still in the driveway?
\nI don\u2019t understand it anyway.
\nI pushed the gas all the way down.
\nWait, I need to turn around.<\/p>\n
Oh no, I forgot to start the car.
\nLet\u2019s just go to the nearest bar.
\nI need a drink to steady my nerves.
\nI feel like my eyesight has curves.<\/p>\n
What? You\u2019ve decided not to go?
\nBut, you will miss the show!!
\nYou don\u2019t give a tinker\u2019s damn!
\nYou just want to get your feet on land.<\/p>\n
What is your problem? Can\u2019t hold a drink?
\nI can\u2019t understand how you think.
\nI am loaded? Well, what the heck?
\nIt\u2019s the best way to travel, I\u2019ll bet.<\/p>\n
I won\u2019t live to see tomorrow?
\nI am a vessel filled with sorrow?
\nWhat the heck are you talking about?
\nHave another drink. You\u2019ll chill out.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know what\u2019s bothering him?
\nWe didn\u2019t get out of the driveway then.
\nA couple drinks to calm the nerves.
\nThen I could negotiate those curves.<\/p>\n
He must have never been high before.
\nMaybe a \u2018bad\u2019 trip before he left the door.
\nThe boy can\u2019t see the fun for the fright.
\nI hope he don\u2019t end up in a fight.<\/p>\n
———————————–R. W. Johnson—–(2015)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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