{"id":1604,"date":"2015-09-17T16:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T00:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2015-09-17T16:06:35","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T00:06:35","slug":"computer-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1604","title":{"rendered":"Computer Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Computer Problems<\/p>\n<p>I got a new computer the other day.<br \/>\nI ripped my hair. I had to pray.<br \/>\nThis thing don\u2019t work like the old one.<br \/>\nI thought a new one would be fun.<br \/>\nWindows 10\u00a0is supposed to be better.<br \/>\nI try, but I can\u2019t even write a letter.<br \/>\nFor a pre computer person it is hard.<br \/>\nThis post computer age is a card.<br \/>\nIt drives me insane when it won\u2019t work.<br \/>\nI slam my fist,&#8212;&#8211; then I am hurt.<br \/>\nI need a computer I can talk to.<br \/>\nIt will do just\u00a0what I tell it to do.<br \/>\nBut, no such luck. I have to be the nut.<br \/>\nThe nut who is stuck in a rut.<br \/>\nCome on speakers, start to work.<br \/>\nYou spoke once. Was it a quirk?<br \/>\nThere has got to be a better way.<br \/>\nJust sending one E-Mail takes all day.<br \/>\nHalf the E-Mail disappeared before I was\u00a0done.<br \/>\nTook several hours to retrieve that one.<br \/>\nI have more storage, but I can\u2019t find my ass.<br \/>\nIf it wasn\u2019t attached, it would go in the trash.<br \/>\nI guess I will keep on struggling along.<br \/>\nI will either get it right or it will be wrong.<br \/>\nBy the time I figure it out,<br \/>\nIt will be time to upgrade again, no doubt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Computer Problems I got a new computer the other day. I ripped my hair. I had to pray. This thing don\u2019t work like the old one. I thought a new one would be fun. Windows 10\u00a0is supposed to be better. I try, but I can\u2019t even write a letter. For a pre computer person it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1604\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Computer Problems<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,16,24,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factual","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-life-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1607,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions\/1607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}