Can Opener Problems<\/p>\n
Have you ever tried to open a can?
\nMy wife couldn\u2019t either. I\u2019m the man.
\nThe electric can opener wouldn\u2019t work.
\nIt made noise, but it wouldn\u2019t cut dirt.
\nIt wouldn\u2019t even make a hole in the can.
\nI worked up a sweat and needed a fan.
\nFinally, I looked for a manual opener.
\nIt was hard to find,—- to be sure.
\nIt made a hole in the can okay.
\nBut, it was super hard to use anyway.
\nIt took all my strength to turn the handle.
\nNow I know why I replaced the manual.
\nAfter making Nixon sound like a saint,
\nI felt really tired and about to faint.
\nI succeeded in getting the can open.
\nIt was a can of beans. No great token.
\nHardly worth the effort at all.
\nI should have found a way to stall.
\nCome up with something else to eat.
\nLike take out. Now that would be a treat.<\/p>\n
——————————-R, W, Johnson—–(2015)<\/p>\n
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