{"id":1665,"date":"2015-11-03T18:02:48","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T02:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2015-11-03T18:06:10","modified_gmt":"2015-11-04T02:06:10","slug":"plain-jane-has-much-to-gain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1665","title":{"rendered":"Plain Jane Has Much To Gain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plain Jane Has Much To Gain<\/p>\n<p>Here we go again today.<br \/>\nYou are friendly in every way.<br \/>\nYou are sliding right up to me.<br \/>\nIs there something I can\u2019t see?<\/p>\n<p>Why would you be interested in me?<br \/>\nI am as common as can be.<br \/>\nBoys normally look the other way.<br \/>\nDo you think I want to play?<\/p>\n<p>Sorry buddy, I\u2019m not that kind.<br \/>\nI have other things on my mind.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t play those nasty games.<br \/>\nDo you think that I\u2019m insane?<\/p>\n<p>You say no. You\u2019re not after that.<br \/>\nThen, just tell me where it\u2019s at.<br \/>\nWhat is it you see in me?<br \/>\nI\u2019m no catch, as you can see.<\/p>\n<p>You say to look further down the line.<br \/>\nYou say I have a beautiful mind.<br \/>\nI\u2019m smart enough to see the truth.<br \/>\nYou are not trying to be uncouth.<\/p>\n<p>You want someone to cuddle to.<br \/>\nSomeone who will appreciate you.<br \/>\nSomeone who will always be true.<br \/>\nYou say I can see that person is you.<\/p>\n<p>You have been snubbed by girls<br \/>\nDespite their beauty and their\u00a0curls.<br \/>\nYou hope I will not be the same.<br \/>\nYou don\u2019t care that I am plain.<\/p>\n<p>No, you don\u2019t think I am desperate.<br \/>\nYou hope I won\u2019t tell you to rest it.<br \/>\nYou say: \u201cI\u2019d like to make it with you.\u201d<br \/>\nI think: \u2018I\u2019m the one he\u2019s talking to.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>I must admit,&#8212;- I am befuddled.<br \/>\nJust the thought: &#8216;you want to cuddle.&#8217;<br \/>\nThis has never happened to me.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll give in a little and we will see.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plain Jane Has Much To Gain Here we go again today. You are friendly in every way. You are sliding right up to me. Is there something I can\u2019t see? Why would you be interested in me? I am as common as can be. Boys normally look the other way. Do you think I want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1665\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Plain Jane Has Much To Gain<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-bird-poetry","category-life-lessons","category-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1665"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1668,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions\/1668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}