{"id":1701,"date":"2015-12-08T17:07:24","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T01:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2015-12-08T17:07:24","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T01:07:24","slug":"best-christmas-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1701","title":{"rendered":"Best Christmas Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Best Christmas Ever<\/p>\n<p>The holiday season is upon us.<br \/>\nBrotherly love is all around.<br \/>\nI love Christmas without the fuss.<br \/>\nAll the music is the holiday sound.<\/p>\n<p>I have no girlfriend, but many friends.<br \/>\nWe are all in the holiday spirit.<br \/>\nWould I like eggnog? It depends.<br \/>\nIf not spiked, I\u2019ll say cheers with it.<\/p>\n<p>What is this? A special delivery.<br \/>\nA package with no return address.<br \/>\nIt says open now. It is free.<br \/>\nI hope it doesn\u2019t cause distress.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018My Christmas wish would be you.\u2019<br \/>\nJust that simple note in big letters.<br \/>\nWho has sent this? I haven\u2019t a clue.<br \/>\nPerfumed, I wouldn\u2019t forget her.<\/p>\n<p>I hope it is not a joke, but who?<br \/>\nI paced around, trying to think.<br \/>\nI am not sure what I should do.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll just wait, I thought with a wink.<\/p>\n<p>Next day, another delivery.<br \/>\nA beautiful package with a bow.<br \/>\nAs I opened it I felt all shivery.<br \/>\nWho sent this? I have to know.<\/p>\n<p>A picture of me in the park.<br \/>\nIt said: \u201cMy angel to save me.\u201d<br \/>\nIs this thing some kind of lark?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t know when, you see.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t remember posing for it.<br \/>\nAgain I paced. I couldn\u2019t bring<br \/>\nIt to mind.&#8212;&#8211; Nothing fit.<br \/>\nI have to figure out this thing.<\/p>\n<p>Next day a 3rd package arrived.<br \/>\nThis is really blowing me away.<br \/>\nI looked inside and almost died.<br \/>\n\u201cWe must meet, instead of this way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Instructions as to where to go.<br \/>\nThe date and time for the meeting.<br \/>\nNo name attached so I had to go.<br \/>\nWhat would be a proper greeting?<\/p>\n<p>It was a girl I knew from school.<br \/>\nVery pretty, but the quiet type.<br \/>\n\u201cI always wanted to meet you.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI was just too shy to try, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo I came up with this \u2018gift\u2019 plan.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cChristmas is just around the corner.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMy only wish was to meet you, Sam.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, it worked&#8212;&#8211;. I am here.\u201d<br \/>\nSo started my best Christmas ever.<br \/>\nMistletoe and nothing to fear.<br \/>\nI got my first kiss. Very clever.<\/p>\n<p>May all have a Christmas this good.<br \/>\nSue and I have been together since.<br \/>\nWe both got what we should.<br \/>\nNo longer will either sit on the bench.<\/p>\n<p>Watching others go by hand in hand.<br \/>\nHappy smiles on their faces.<br \/>\nWe have each other now. It\u2019s grand.<br \/>\nLife is good. I wouldn\u2019t trade places.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2015)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best Christmas Ever The holiday season is upon us. Brotherly love is all around. I love Christmas without the fuss. All the music is the holiday sound. I have no girlfriend, but many friends. We are all in the holiday spirit. Would I like eggnog? It depends. 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