The Sex Diet<\/p>\n
I was hungry all the time.
\nNot for food, but to make you mine.
\nI craved you more than a hot fudge Sunday.
\nI could eat you up. You\u2019re just as yummy.<\/p>\n
Then things changed. We got together.
\nI thought things would be better.
\nI had all of you I wanted.
\nSeconds and thirds. I wasn\u2019t taunted.<\/p>\n
Time went by, like it always does.
\nI wasn\u2019t so happy. Just because.
\nHave you ever bit off more than you could chew?
\nI think that happened with me and you.<\/p>\n
We both needed to go on a diet.
\nSo we abstained. Just try it.
\nOn rare occasions we gave in.
\nJust a little. It wasn\u2019t a sin.<\/p>\n
Let me tell you, it was out of this world.
\nAbsence made our desires whirl.
\nWe reached levels of ecstasy we couldn\u2019t believe.
\nSuch pleasure is hard to achieve.<\/p>\n
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
\nWe found this true. We didn\u2019t flounder.
\nNow we diet with anticipation.
\nFor the occasional slip, or vacation.<\/p>\n
Our \u2018diet\u2019 has motivated us.
\nWe are closer than dirt is to dust.
\nWe recommend it to others, if it fits.
\nBut, never, never call it quits.<\/p>\n
————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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