{"id":1831,"date":"2016-03-04T14:51:38","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T22:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1831"},"modified":"2016-03-04T14:51:38","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T22:51:38","slug":"the-best-laid-plans-danced-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1831","title":{"rendered":"The Best Laid Plans Danced Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Best Laid Plans Danced Away<\/p>\n<p>The time was approaching for the weekly dance.<br \/>\nI had a date.&#8212;&#8211; I finally took a chance.<br \/>\nSoon, we were there, out on the floor.<br \/>\nWe had the moves. Everyone yelling for more.<br \/>\nMoving in &amp; moving out. Dancing toe to toe.<br \/>\nWhile everyone around was yelling \u2018Go man go!!\u2019.<br \/>\nThe sweat was popping out of my head.<br \/>\nMy feet were getting tired, feeling like lead.<br \/>\nFinally, we had the chance to dance slowly.<br \/>\nShe snuggled right up to me, fully.<br \/>\nAfter a couple slow ones, it got fast again.<br \/>\nI would show her she was more than a friend.<br \/>\nI started with the \u2018Dirty Dancing\u2019 grind.<br \/>\nShe was moving well. She didn\u2019t seem to mind.<br \/>\nBelly to belly. Belly to back.<br \/>\nBetter than making love in a Cadillac.<br \/>\nEveryone stopped just to watch us go.<br \/>\nIt seems we were really stealing the show.<br \/>\nI said \u201cIt\u2019s hot in here. Let\u2019s go outside.\u201d<br \/>\nShe said \u201cKeep on dancing. Right by my side.\u201d<br \/>\nI said \u201cLet\u2019s stop and get a drink.\u201d<br \/>\nShe said \u201cDrink, drink, drink, oh fiddly dink.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI can dance with a drink in my hand.\u201d<br \/>\nShe didn\u2019t want to stop. Neither did the band.<br \/>\nSeems I started something I can\u2019t stop.<br \/>\nI felt like stopping, right on the spot.<br \/>\nBut, this girl was \u2018hot\u2019, in more ways than one.<br \/>\nLater, I wanted to have another type of fun.<br \/>\nI thought, maybe, I could fake a fall.<br \/>\nA \u2018sprained ankle\u2019 would end it all.<br \/>\nThen, I figured she would find another.<br \/>\nNope, I had to keep on dancing. Help me mother.<br \/>\nWe danced till I thought I couldn\u2019t dance no more.<br \/>\nFinally, the time came to go out the door.<br \/>\nIt turned out she was too tired for anything but bed.<br \/>\nSo was I when all was done and said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Best Laid Plans Danced Away The time was approaching for the weekly dance. I had a date.&#8212;&#8211; I finally took a chance. Soon, we were there, out on the floor. We had the moves. Everyone yelling for more. Moving in &amp; moving out. Dancing toe to toe. While everyone around was yelling \u2018Go man &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1831\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Best Laid Plans Danced Away<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29,12,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-bird-poetry","category-life-lessons","category-random","category-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1832,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions\/1832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}