A Clown Apocalypse<\/p>\n
There is a war coming our way.
\nNo, it is not a zombie apocalypse.
\nIt is clowns,—– clowns I say.
\nThey are kicking ass & taking no lip.
\nHave you read Stephen King\u2019s \u201cIt?\u201d
\nThese clowns are way worse than that.
\nThese clowns will not take any s\u2014t.
\nThey may be clowns from hell and back.
\nNo one knows where they come from.
\nWhen your worst nightmare attacks,
\ndon\u2019t worry about, \u2018How did they come?\u2019
\nNot funny. They are vicious and deadly.
\nThey will rip you up, roll you in a bun.
\nAdd catsup & mustard & they are ready.
\nYou will be a meal for one.
\nWhat can we do to stop such a horror?
\nThat question has puzzled many.
\nBest way is yell \u201cWhat a bore!!\u201d
\nThis will upset them plenty.
\nDeep down inside they are still clowns.
\nTrue, clowns that have gone \u2018bad.\u2019
\nThey want the attention that abounds.
\nTo think they aren\u2019t the star is sad.
\nSoon, they go bonkers & do themselves in.
\nA bad review does it every time.
\nIt takes nerve, but this is the way we win.
\nA world without \u2018bad\u2019 clowns is just fine.<\/p>\n
—————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Clown Apocalypse There is a war coming our way. No, it is not a zombie apocalypse. It is clowns,—– clowns I say. They are kicking ass & taking no lip. Have you read Stephen King\u2019s \u201cIt?\u201d These clowns are way worse than that. These clowns will not take any s\u2014t. They may be clowns … Continue reading A Clown Apocalypse<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-horror","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1835,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions\/1835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}