{"id":1840,"date":"2016-03-08T17:25:42","date_gmt":"2016-03-09T01:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1840"},"modified":"2016-03-08T17:25:42","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T01:25:42","slug":"school-of-hard-knocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1840","title":{"rendered":"School Of Hard Knocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>School Of Hard Knocks<\/p>\n<p>Two little boys were huddled together.<br \/>\nThey were in the alley, despite the weather.<br \/>\nThey had something on the ground.<br \/>\nThey were fascinated by what they found.<br \/>\nIt was a little non-descript box.<br \/>\nThe excitement could blow off their socks.<br \/>\nThey were trying to get it open.<br \/>\nThey thought maybe it was broken.<br \/>\nThey had no key &amp; there was no slot.<br \/>\nYet, they knew they had to lift the top.<br \/>\nThey twisted, pulled, pried, &amp; cussed.<br \/>\nThere had to be a way to make it bust.<br \/>\nThey had no idea what was inside.<br \/>\nIt didn\u2019t rattle around, though they tried.<br \/>\nWhat in the world could it be?<br \/>\nIt was a total mystery, they could see.<br \/>\nThey decided to take the box home.<br \/>\nIt was about the size of an old phone.<br \/>\nNot too heavy, but not really light.<br \/>\nPut in a backpack, it was just right.<br \/>\nAt home, they went in the garage.<br \/>\nA big old hammer should do the job.<br \/>\nThey beat the hell out of it.<br \/>\nNothing happened. More cussing &amp; spit.<br \/>\nThey tried a drill, but the bit broke.<br \/>\nThey took a brake &amp; drank a Coke.<br \/>\nThen they tried to saw it open.<br \/>\nAll they tried eventually got broken.<br \/>\nLooking close, they saw a little lip.<br \/>\nThey put a pry tool under it.<br \/>\nAfter a lot of effort, the lid popped open.<br \/>\nInside the box was a little token.<br \/>\nStuck to the bottom to keep it still.<br \/>\nWas this worth all their stubborn will?<br \/>\nIt said: I LIKE IKE in big letters.<br \/>\nThat really fluffed up their feathers.<br \/>\nThey threw the box in the trash.<br \/>\nLater they saw their dad with cash.<br \/>\nHe said: \u201cI found a box worth money.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIt had an I LIKE IKE button in it worth plenty.\u201d<br \/>\nBoth the kids looked abashed.<br \/>\nTheir big treasure had turned to ash.<br \/>\nLet this be a lesson well learned.<br \/>\nIf you\u2019re too greedy, you could get burned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>School Of Hard Knocks Two little boys were huddled together. They were in the alley, despite the weather. They had something on the ground. They were fascinated by what they found. It was a little non-descript box. The excitement could blow off their socks. They were trying to get it open. They thought maybe it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=1840\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">School Of Hard Knocks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29,12,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-bird-poetry","category-life-lessons","category-random","category-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1841,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions\/1841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}