Gobbly Gunk<\/p>\n
Sit down and turn around.
\nPlant your tomatoes in the ground.
\nGet up and shake it off.
\nYou know pigs eat from a troth.
\nStir it up and shake it down.
\nThis is no place for a clown.
\nWere you born standing up?
\nDid they smack you on the butt?
\nIt can be fun with another.
\nSomeone other than your brother.
\nI had a dream the other night.
\nThe sight of you gave me a fright.
\nIf spirits are real, what about ghosts?
\nWho eats the fastest gets the most.
\nThe A, B, C\u2019s of you and me.
\nWhat you get is what you see.
\nHave you tried kissing in the dark?
\nSometimes it is not too smart.
\nTry to bend down & touch your toes.
\nKnees straight. Don\u2019t wrinkle your hose.
\nI must say, today is dragging.
\nBut, I\u2019ll survive. I am not bragging.
\nThe last boy was different than me.
\nHe was not insane, you see.
\nDiamond Mountain is the place to go.
\nNo diamonds, but lots of weeds grow.
\nThis poem is an insane piece of crap.
\nYou\u2019re not alone in thinking that.
\nSo, guess I\u2019d better end it now.
\nBefore some reader has a cow.<\/p>\n
———————-R. W. Johnson—–(20160<\/p>\n
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