The Truth About Cheese<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you mean?,\u201d
\nSaid the cheese to the spread.
\n\u201cIt is what I\u2019ve seen.\u201d
\n\u201cDon\u2019t let it go to your head.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI won\u2019t\u201d the cheese said.
\n\u201cYet, I still do not see.\u201d
\n\u201cWhat I mean\u201d said spread.
\n\u201cIs cheese can bind you up, see?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI would never do such a thing.\u201d
\n\u201cCan they \u2018poop\u2019 when done?\u201d
\n\u201cThink of all the joy cheese can bring.\u201d
\n\u201cI was thinking of another type of fun.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLook spread, get your facts straight.\u201d
\n\u201cThat is how it was told to me.\u201d
\n\u201cSomeone was jiving you to take the bait.\u201d
\n\u2018Why would pizza mess with me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPizza? He causes nightmares you know.\u201d
\n\u201cHe said you made up most of him.\u201d
\n\u201cHe is no better than a \u2018Sloppy\u2019 Joe.\u201d
\n\u201cMe being blamed for him is slim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe is the one that can be binding.\u201d
\n\u201cI just go along for the ride.\u201d
\n\u201cHe can set one\u2019s stomach grinding.\u201d
\n\u201cI ought to rip him a new hide.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry, I guess I got it all wrong.\u201d
\n\u201cIt\u2019s o.k. spread, now you know the truth.\u201d
\n\u201cI will now sing a new song.\u201d
\n\u201cNo, no spread. Pizza may raise the roof.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI must go with him to keep him good.\u201d
\n\u201cHe would be in real trouble without me.\u201d
\n\u201cCheese keeps him tasting like he should.\u201d
\n\u201cWithout me, he is nothing, you see.\u201d<\/p>\n
—————————–R. W. Johnson—–(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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