{"id":2006,"date":"2016-06-15T17:00:40","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T01:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2016-06-15T17:00:40","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T01:00:40","slug":"archeological-dig-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2006","title":{"rendered":"Archeological Dig Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Archeological Dig Goes Wrong<\/p>\n<p>I went on an archeological dig.<br \/>\nAncient ruins in an orchard of figs.<br \/>\nWhy would these ruins be here?<br \/>\nBuried on purpose, was clear.<br \/>\nThe dig lasted a year and a half.<br \/>\nWhat was dug up took more than that.<br \/>\nA circle of pillars with strange symbols.<br \/>\nThey were all around the pillars lintels.<br \/>\nWe didn\u2019t understand what they meant.<br \/>\nIf we did, we would have covered it &amp; went.<br \/>\nIt turned out to be a portal to hell.<br \/>\nThe symbols were chants,&#8212; a spell.<br \/>\nOne that would bring up a demon.<br \/>\nThere is no doubt it was a mean one.<br \/>\nThe symbols indicated \u2018it\u2019 killed all there.<br \/>\n\u2018It\u2019 just appeared out of nowhere.<br \/>\nAfter finally translating the symbols,<br \/>\nit was clear to all, except two bimbos.<br \/>\nTwo came back and chanted the words.<br \/>\nThe ground shook. It was absurd.<br \/>\nThen, \u2018it\u2019 was there, out of nowhere.<br \/>\nThey were grabbed &amp; thrown in the air.<br \/>\nThen, they were ripped all apart.<br \/>\nThe sight of the remains made us barf.<br \/>\nThe site was rapidly covered up.<br \/>\nTaboo signs were stuck in the muck.<br \/>\nIt was never mentioned again.<br \/>\nPeople were just told it was a sin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archeological Dig Goes Wrong I went on an archeological dig. Ancient ruins in an orchard of figs. Why would these ruins be here? Buried on purpose, was clear. The dig lasted a year and a half. What was dug up took more than that. A circle of pillars with strange symbols. They were all around &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2006\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Archeological Dig Gone Wrong<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,15,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-horror","category-medieval"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2007,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/2007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}