{"id":2040,"date":"2016-06-27T15:22:54","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T23:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2016-06-30T14:20:31","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T22:20:31","slug":"the-mystery-of-the-glob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2040","title":{"rendered":"The Mystery Of The &#8216;Glob&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Mystery Of The \u2018Glob\u2019<\/p>\n<p>There is a mystery around every turn.<br \/>\nSomeone threw a \u2018glob\u2019 into the churn.<br \/>\nPeople who used the butter didn\u2019t get sick.<br \/>\nThey didn\u2019t thrash around due to a fit.<br \/>\nThey developed some amazing powers.<br \/>\nThey could predict rain, or just a shower.<br \/>\nThey could see a plane fly overhead.<br \/>\nTell you who was onboard &amp; who they wed.<br \/>\nGiven any object at all, they knew its history.<br \/>\nRight back to the day it was made. No mystery.<br \/>\nThey could track better than the best blood hound.<br \/>\nThey could even \u2018root out\u2019 an evil clown.<br \/>\nSuch powers haven\u2019t been known before.<br \/>\nWhere did they come from? What\u2019s at its core?<br \/>\nThe word is, an alien handled the \u2018glob.\u2019<br \/>\nNo, it wasn\u2019t Uncle Bob.<\/p>\n<p>He is an alien too.<br \/>\nBut, not the kind we were exposed to.<br \/>\nWhat was the object with such a gift?<br \/>\nDid he make other aliens miffed?<br \/>\nSuch powers in our hands could be a hazard.<br \/>\nElection day would go bad for the bastards.<br \/>\nNothing would get past those with \u2018the power.\u2019<br \/>\nElection day would be the \u2018bewitching hour.\u2019<br \/>\nBut, never fear&#8212;-\u201cPower Man\u201d is here.<br \/>\nJust kick back and have a beer.<br \/>\n\u201cPower Man\u201d will weed out the truth.<br \/>\nNo need to go to the voting booth.<br \/>\nHe will set you straight on all, but your mate.<br \/>\nHe has to draw the line somewhere. It\u2019s fate..<br \/>\nIt is now a better world. Thanks to the \u2018glob.\u2019<br \/>\nWith just a little help from Uncle Bob.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2016)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mystery Of The \u2018Glob\u2019 There is a mystery around every turn. Someone threw a \u2018glob\u2019 into the churn. People who used the butter didn\u2019t get sick. They didn\u2019t thrash around due to a fit. They developed some amazing powers. They could predict rain, or just a shower. They could see a plane fly overhead. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2040\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Mystery Of The &#8216;Glob&#8217;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,24,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2040"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2048,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions\/2048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}