{"id":2219,"date":"2016-10-13T14:08:09","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T22:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2219"},"modified":"2016-10-13T14:08:09","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T22:08:09","slug":"the-hitchhikers-guide-to-happiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2219","title":{"rendered":"The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide To Happiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">The Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide To Happiness<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I met her while hitching through the western states.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She said she was \u2018drifting&#8217;, if I heard her straight.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She gave me a lift into Reno, where we stopped.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We shared a room to save on the cost.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We decided to travel together. We needed jobs.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We found them in a casino. We beat the odds.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I worked security and she was a dealer.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We lasted about a year till long hours defeated her.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We pulled up stakes and traveled on.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Ended up in San Jose. I got work before dawn.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She painted and sold them on the street.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Also at flea markets and at artist meets.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We liked where we were. It was quiet. <\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Till we got caught up in a Trump riot.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We decided to look for greener pastures.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I remembered a little place from last year.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We ended up in Pahrump. Not a lot here.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Desert like country. Hot . I needed a cold beer.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Little work to be found. Fast food or car wash.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">In two months we left, at any cost.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We headed for an ocean side town.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Much cooler for us all around.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Fishing and work with seafood was good.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We had a good time doing what we should.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We came to depend on one another.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Before she knew, I was more than a brother.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She became the most important thing to me.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We stayed\u00a0six months,\u00a0before we got itchy feet.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We went east and ended up down south.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">The Alabama food was watering to our mouth.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We ended up in New Orleans during Marti Gras.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Things were kicked back. There was no boss.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We liked it and wanted to stay for awhile.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We found good jobs and were living in style.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I started thinking of maybe settling down.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She looked at me with a funny frown.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She really didn\u2019t have much more to say.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">Then, came that wonderful, fateful day.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She told me she was in a \u2018family\u2019 way.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">She was pregnant, she meant to say.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">So, we decided to marry and settle down.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">This would be our final town.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I am not sorry for the way it turned out.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">You will never see me sit and pout.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I had all I wanted the day I met her.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">It was the end of her \u2018drifting\u2019, that\u2019s for sure.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">We now have two boys, who are doing fine.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I sit back with a glass of wine.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">I said, \u201cLet\u2019s make a toast to their future.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u201cIf they \u2018drift\u2019, let them be true to her.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;For they will find the girl of their dreams.&#8221;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u201cLet them enjoy the road and all it brings.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2016)<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide To Happiness I met her while hitching through the western states. She said she was \u2018drifting&#8217;, if I heard her straight. She gave me a lift into Reno, where we stopped. We shared a room to save on the cost. We decided to travel together. We needed jobs. 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