{"id":2433,"date":"2017-01-27T17:33:25","date_gmt":"2017-01-28T01:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2433"},"modified":"2017-01-27T17:33:25","modified_gmt":"2017-01-28T01:33:25","slug":"its-a-crazy-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2433","title":{"rendered":"It’s A Crazy World"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0It\u2019s a Crazy World<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I was there when it started coming down.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

There was no more happiness to be found.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

All there was, was heartbreak and misery.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

There was no way to reverse it, that I could see.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

The parents told me to get the hell out.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

But, I wasn\u2019t going to sit around and pout.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I went about proving that they were wrong.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t want this to take too long.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I was not two timing their daughter.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

It was all a bunch of hog fodder.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I will get the bastards who said such a thing.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

They are not getting away with anything.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I followed my sources to the very end.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

It pays to have some real friends.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

The last clue fell into place.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I almost fell right on my face.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

The culprit of rumors was my sister.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Just because I wouldn\u2019t kiss her?<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I told her it was the wrong thing to do.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I\u2019d rather kiss my girlfriend than I would you.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

She vowed to get revenge.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

She wasn\u2019t sorry, so why pretend. <\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

So, I gave her a kiss and told her to talk.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Most won\u2019t believe it, as likely as not.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

She came clean about the whole darned thing.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Told the parents why she tried to make a scene.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

The parents apologized for saying I flirted.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

But, still no dating, \u00a0cause I was perverted.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I almost flew into a rage.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I felt like I was in a cage.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not perverted, it is my sister.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

They said that\u2019s a real twister.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

How do we know it doesn\u2019t run in the family?<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I said, I don\u2019t try to give little girls candy.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

They finally relented and said we could date.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

My girlfriend said I was a little bit late.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

She found another to occupy her time.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

This whole thing almost blew my mind.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

But, the men is white coats are nice to me.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

They let me roam around on the grounds, you see.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

My sister comes to visit now and then.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

She seems to be dating my X- girlfriend.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

———————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2017)<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

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