{"id":273,"date":"2014-12-09T15:03:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T23:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2014-12-09T15:03:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-09T23:03:10","slug":"fevers-not-a-good-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"Fever&#8217;s Not A Good Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fever\u2019s Not A Good Thing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was touched by a fever of unknown source.<\/p>\n<p>I was really hot and sweaty, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, I wasn\u2019t sick. I felt better than ever.<\/p>\n<p>I have felt this way since I met Heather.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe she\u2019s a carrier or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>When I\u2019m near her I can\u2019t talk for crap.<\/p>\n<p>Oh lordy, this can\u2019t be happening to me.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like something is crawling on \u00a0me.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m just a hunk of burning love for sure.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m really worried there may not be a cure.<\/p>\n<p>I haven\u2019t a clue if she feels the same.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t even know if she remembers my name.<\/p>\n<p>The way I\u2019ve been acting,&#8212; like a clown.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t smile, doesn\u2019t laugh, doesn\u2019t even look around.<\/p>\n<p>I just don\u2019t know what else to do.<\/p>\n<p>She needs to know a clown has feelings too.<\/p>\n<p>I have to come up with a better scheme.<\/p>\n<p>Or else I\u2019ll be forced to split the scene.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A year has come &amp; gone &amp; I think I\u2019m cured.<\/p>\n<p>Heather is now mine, no matter how weird.<\/p>\n<p>Only problem is she\u2019s a PITA* most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>Why in the world did I want her to be mine?<\/p>\n<p>Now she is stuck on me like glue.<\/p>\n<p>I really don\u2019t know what I can do.<\/p>\n<p>To hurt her feelings just wouldn\u2019t be right.<\/p>\n<p>I toss and turn worrying all through the night.<\/p>\n<p>Fever isn\u2019t always a good thing, as you can see.<\/p>\n<p>Now I don\u2019t see any way I can be free.<\/p>\n<p>The answer is there. It\u2019s just out of sight.<\/p>\n<p>Though I may try with all of my might.<\/p>\n<p>Then the idea hit me. There is my brother.<\/p>\n<p>He is looking to hook up with another.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t wish her on anyone else.<\/p>\n<p>But, my brother is an exception. He will belch.<\/p>\n<p>He always does and it\u2019s so crude.<\/p>\n<p>He will be perfect for her mood.&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2014)<\/p>\n<p>*PITA is: Pain in the ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fever\u2019s Not A Good Thing I was touched by a fever of unknown source. I was really hot and sweaty, of course. Yet, I wasn\u2019t sick. I felt better than ever. I have felt this way since I met Heather. Maybe she\u2019s a carrier or something like that. When I\u2019m near her I can\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=273\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fever&#8217;s Not A Good Thing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-lessons","category-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":274,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}