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The \u2018Real\u2019 Exorcist<\/strong><\/p>\n Are you an exorcist?<\/p>\n Yes, I work at the gym.<\/p>\n I teach classes on exercise.<\/p>\n No, I mean one who ousts sin.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sin in the form of demon possession.<\/p>\n Are you kidding me??<\/p>\n I have never held such a session.<\/p>\n That\u2019s odd. I was referred to thee.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The local pastor said you were the best.<\/p>\n He said you really knew your stuff.<\/p>\n Is his last name Hess?<\/p>\n He is in my exercise class, he puffed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I think you were confused by his answer.<\/p>\n He thought you were talking about exercise.<\/p>\n I have to get rid of a demon like a cancer.<\/p>\n I don\u2019t need to be doing any exercising.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n What exactly does this demon do?<\/p>\n Have you seen \u201cThe Exorcist\u201d, then you know.<\/p>\n What!! That kind of stuff is happening to you?<\/p>\n That & a lot more you don\u2019t wanna know.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n He picks me up. He lays me down.<\/p>\n He does other things like bend my back.<\/p>\n My golden hair lies on the ground.<\/p>\n I am surprised my neck or back doesn\u2019t crack.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This sounds insane. Have you tried psych help?<\/p>\n Sometimes imagined things can seem real.<\/p>\n How about prayer? Have you asked as you knelt?<\/p>\n I have done it all. They all give the same spiel.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Has anyone witnessed these episodes?<\/p>\n Of course they have. They are scared.<\/p>\n They even filmed it in a slower mode.<\/p>\n It is almost more than they can bare.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Does it only happen at night?<\/p>\n Mostly when I am asleep.<\/p>\n That must really make you uptight.<\/p>\n I would rather be counting sheep.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Have you thought of changing the channel?<\/p>\n What do you mean? Is that a joke?<\/p>\n No, go to sleep with the power of Emmanuel.<\/p>\n Pray He will protect you like other folk.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I haven\u2019t tried that. I think I will.<\/p>\n I hope it works for you.<\/p>\n With God\u2019s armor, it surely will.<\/p>\n I\u2019ll surrender to Him. I\u2019m no fool.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Did it work? I don\u2019t know the answer.<\/p>\n All I know is God can overcome all.<\/p>\n Be it sin or be it sickness like cancer.<\/p>\n Just trust & have faith. Answer His call.—–R. W. Johnson—–(2014)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The \u2018Real\u2019 Exorcist Are you an exorcist? Yes, I work at the gym. I teach classes on exercise. No, I mean one who ousts sin. Sin in the form of demon possession. Are you kidding me?? I have never held such a session. That\u2019s odd. I was referred to thee. The local … Continue reading The “Real” Exorcist<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-lessons","category-religious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":294,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}