{"id":2950,"date":"2017-12-07T16:31:25","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T00:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2950"},"modified":"2017-12-07T16:31:25","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T00:31:25","slug":"rough-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=2950","title":{"rendered":"Rough Love"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rough Love<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

In romance, you\u2019re like an NFL linebacker.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

In things of love, you\u2019re a real nut cracker.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You come on so strong, it\u2019s like a tackle.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A \u2018no\u2019 answer will raise your hackles.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

All who date you fear for their lives.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

They would rather fight 100 bee hives.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Those who have tried to escape<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

paid in the end by being raped.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A woman can rape a man if it\u2019s you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

No one turns you down. That\u2019s the rule.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Vinegar won\u2019t attract like honey will.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

But, in your case, you\u2019d rather kill.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You\u2019re a dangerous woman to be around.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You end up smashing Cupid into the ground.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Love poems by you are totally insane.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A zombie making love to a brain.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Only you make love a four letter word.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

For you to be sweet is totally absurd.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Maybe bigfoot would be the one for you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Big, smelly, and hairy with nothing to do.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You\u2019re number 1 on the most unwanted list.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You do give a choice. A kiss or a fist.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You think a Harlequin novel is a horror story.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You love violence in all its glory.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

There is little hope for someone like you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Maybe you could get a job in a zoo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

People will throw you peanuts.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Just don\u2019t try to rip off their penis.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

————————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2017) <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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