Electrical Love<\/p>\n
Advances in electronics are booming.
\nA romance of the heart leaves you swooning.
\nPut the two of them together and you\u2019ll see
\njust how exciting this new idea can be.
\nA gadget that can produce love in your heart.
\nA love so strong you will never part.
\nIf your sweetheart does likewise too.
\nThere is a great future for the two of you.
\nThe only hitch, both must be willing.
\nOtherwise, the results are chilling.
\nLike loving a doorknob. Nothing gained.
\nNo reciprocation need be explained.
\nIf both are willing, then heavenly bliss.
\nBut, is there really any need for this?
\nDo things the old fashioned way.
\nLet nature take its course in every way.
\nDo you need a machine to stimulate you?
\nWe\u2019re not talking dildos here, you fool.
\nWe\u2019re talking affairs of the heart.
\nA romance where nothing will tear us apart.
\nWhat happens if the batteries run low?
\nOr, does one jolt cover the entire show?
\nCould a power failure change your behavior?
\nCould your feelings begin to waver?
\nThere is only one thing I can say.
\nPay your power bill right away.<\/p>\n
—————————————R.W. Johnson—–(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Electrical Love Advances in electronics are booming. A romance of the heart leaves you swooning. Put the two of them together and you\u2019ll see just how exciting this new idea can be. A gadget that can produce love in your heart. A love so strong you will never part. If your sweetheart does likewise too. … Continue reading Electrical Love<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,29,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-life-lessons","category-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2964,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions\/2964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}