Computer Joke Of The Wrong Kind<\/p>\n
Little Billy Keefer had a problem.
\nHe didn\u2019t know how to solve them.
\nAfter all,—– he is only nine.
\nSomeone hacked his computer time.
\nHe only plays simple computer games.
\nMakes things explode and go up in flames.
\nFun games, like all kids play.
\nHe would like to blow the hacker up some day.
\nOften, he can\u2019t get in to play.
\nIt says if you want in, pay money today.
\nHe never had to pay before.
\nHe was mad. This means war.
\nHe will talk to his BIG brother.
\nGet some help with this bugger.
\nHis brother set up a virus to wipe out the hacker.
\nFirst he used a thing called a tracker.
\nBefore long, daddy was cussing.
\nHe got a virus and it had him fussing.
\nLittle Billy said \u201cI know how you feel.\u201d
\n\u201cI had a hacker, but I made him squeal.\u201d
\n\u201cWhat!!\u201d daddy yelled. \u201cThat was me.\u201d
\n\u201cI was just playing a joke, you see.\u201d
\n\u201cYour virus wiped out my computer!!\u201d
\n\u201cWhat am I going to do now dear?\u201d
\nHis wife had no sympathy for him.
\nShe felt he got what was coming to him.
\nWhat comes around goes around they say.
\nBetter save such jokes for another day.<\/p>\n
—————————————–R.W. Johnson—–(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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