The Problem Is CRS<\/p>\n
I saw my friend the other night.
\nI must say he looked quite the sight.
\n\u201cWhat is the matter with you?\u201d
\nHe said \u201cI have CRS. Oh yeah, it\u2019s true!\u201d
\n\u201cCRS? What did the Dr say?\u201d
\n\u201cHe said I have CRS, earlier today.\u201d
\n\u201cWell, that\u2019s not so bad\u201d I said.
\nHe said \u201cAre you out of your head?\u201d
\n\u201cIt\u2019s CRS man, my days are numbered.\u201d
\n\u201cI guess that could be a real bummer.\u201d
\n\u201cBut, it shouldn\u2019t kill you. Not right away.\u201d
\n\u201cSo, everyday I live in fear and pray?\u201d
\n\u201cYou won\u2019t remember by tomorrow.\u201d
\n\u201cCan\u2019t you even show some sorrow?\u201d
\n\u201cCome on. I forget stuff every day.\u201d
\n\u201cIt\u2019s just a \u2018senior moment\u2019 is all I say.\u201d
\n\u201cWhat the hell are you talking about?\u201d
\n\u201cCRS. Can\u2019t remember shit!!\u201d I shout.
\n\u201cWhat? That is not what CRS is.\u201d
\n\u201cCancer Recurring Symptoms it is.\u201d
\n\u201cWhat? Is that what the Dr said?\u201d
\n\u201cHe said I had CRS. It was in my head.\u201d
\n\u201cWhen I asked him what to do?\u201d
\nHe said \u2018write it down. That\u2019s best for you\u2019\u201d
\n\u201cI thought he meant to make out a will.\u201d
\n\u201cMy days are numbered. I\u2019m feeling ill.\u201d
\nI said \u201cNot to worry my friend.\u201d
\n\u201cI am pretty sure this is not the end.\u201d
\n\u201cHe meant you can\u2019t remember shit.\u201d
\n\u201cSo, write it down to remember it.\u201d
\n\u201cWell, shit. That is a bummer.\u201d
\n\u201cI\u2019d rip his ass, but I forgot his number.<\/p>\n
——————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Problem Is CRS I saw my friend the other night. I must say he looked quite the sight. \u201cWhat is the matter with you?\u201d He said \u201cI have CRS. Oh yeah, it\u2019s true!\u201d \u201cCRS? What did the Dr say?\u201d \u201cHe said I have CRS, earlier today.\u201d \u201cWell, that\u2019s not so bad\u201d I said. He … Continue reading The Problem Is CRS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,24,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2983,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions\/2983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}