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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ride From Hell<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I had a dream the other day.<\/p>\n

We were in a weird kind of maze.<\/p>\n

We were trying our best to get out.<\/p>\n

Nobody knew what it was about.<\/p>\n

We had to use a sled to move around.<\/p>\n

Sliding down passages never to be found.<\/p>\n

It was scary with turns and branches.<\/p>\n

Just to ride it was taking chances.<\/p>\n

We had no idea where we were.<\/p>\n

Where it was leading, we were not sure.<\/p>\n

What was around the next turn?<\/p>\n

Going so fast our butts began to burn.<\/p>\n

We screamed with fear as we flew on.<\/p>\n

This can\u2019t be real. It must be a con.<\/p>\n

We found by leaning we could guide our route.<\/p>\n

Left to go left. Right to go right we found out.<\/p>\n

Then we hit bumps that bounced us about.<\/p>\n

It looked like a clown car that was full of clowns.<\/p>\n

We went into a dip & passed through water.<\/p>\n

We were all wet and felt like otters.<\/p>\n

How do we get out of this crazy maze?<\/p>\n

This ride is not fun. I\u2019ve had better days.<\/p>\n

Then, up ahead, a brick wall with no way around.<\/p>\n

We could turn but, not brake, we found.<\/p>\n

With a scream we covered our heads.<\/p>\n

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Next thing I knew, I woke up next to my bed.<\/p>\n

The house was a mess. Stuff scattered all over.<\/p>\n

What the hell happened here? I shrugged my shoulders.<\/p>\n

Talk about a nightmare. This takes the cake.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s enough to make an effort to stay awake.<\/p>\n

The rides at 6 Flags are no longer an option.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t need a repeat of this \u2018nightmare\u2019. Take caution.<\/p>\n

——————————————————R. W. Johnson—–(2014)<\/p>\n

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