{"id":3162,"date":"2018-06-23T18:53:06","date_gmt":"2018-06-24T02:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3162"},"modified":"2018-06-23T18:53:06","modified_gmt":"2018-06-24T02:53:06","slug":"dorothys-day-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3162","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy&#8217;s Day Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy\u2019s Day Dream<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you staying in?\u201d<br \/>\nThe scarecrow said with a grin.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ll be right out\u201d he heard her shout.<br \/>\n\u201cJust trying to figure this out.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cTin man and lion are here.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI am coming, have no fear.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHere I am. Where are we going?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe thought we\u2019d do a little strolling.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHeading down the yellow brick road.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cToward the Emerald City, we\u2019ve been told.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe might get to see The Wizard Of Oz.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe have purpose. We have a cause.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd just what might that be?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019ve told you before. Can\u2019t you see?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou guys are losers. You won\u2019t get a thing.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAll you do is make a scene.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe see already you need an attitude.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOr, have yours adjusted, if in the mood.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe just want to be more human, you see.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut, not with your attitude. Not for me.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cO.k., o.k. I\u2019ll work on that.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI just want to go home. That\u2019s a fact.\u201d<br \/>\nSo, they skipped on down the road.<br \/>\nBefore long, they saw a toad.<br \/>\n\u201cGood morning there Mr toad.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s good about it?\u201d He spit on the road.<br \/>\n\u201cWell, you are alive and well.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI need a kiss to break this spell.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI need a princes to kiss me.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThen, I will become a handsome prince, you see.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cCould you give this toad a kiss Dorothy.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat?? No!! I might become warty.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou need work done on that attitude.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThanks, I can do without your platitudes.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGo ask the wizard for help Mr toad.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s what caused this I\u2019ve been told.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNot The Wizard, magic. A witches curse.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIt was after I told her what she\u2019s worth.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe wanted me to be hers, the story goes.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI told her I\u2019d rather kiss a toad.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSo, she put this curse on me.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe thought it was real funny.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cO.k., o.k.\u201d Dorothy gave the toad a kiss.<br \/>\nNext she knew, she was in Kansas and his.<br \/>\nThey were in the hay in the barn.<br \/>\nToto was barking, protecting her from harm.<br \/>\nTin man, lion. And scarecrow were there too.<br \/>\nLooking around, wondering what to do.<br \/>\nThen they heard a holler from the house.<br \/>\nDorothy\u2019s mom came to the barn house.<br \/>\nDorothy\u2019s mom woke Dorothy up.<br \/>\n\u201cYou sleeping in the hay again?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cCome to the house. Supper\u2019s about to begin.\u201d<br \/>\nDorothy looked around. They were alone.<br \/>\nIt was a dream. Enough to make her groan.<br \/>\nShe touched her lips. They felt all tingly.<br \/>\nWhat did that dream do to me?<br \/>\nShe shook her head and went to the house.<br \/>\nAll during dinner, she was quiet as a mouse.<br \/>\nIf nothing else, her attitude was better.<br \/>\nAfter that day, she was a real go getter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;R.W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy\u2019s Day Dream \u201cAre you staying in?\u201d The scarecrow said with a grin. \u201cI\u2019ll be right out\u201d he heard her shout. \u201cJust trying to figure this out.\u201d \u201cTin man and lion are here.\u201d \u201cI am coming, have no fear.\u201d \u201cHere I am. Where are we going?\u201d \u201cWe thought we\u2019d do a little strolling.\u201d \u201cHeading down &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3162\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dorothy&#8217;s Day Dream<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-humor","category-kids-corner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3163,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions\/3163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}