Unanswered Questions<\/p>\n
All my life, through its ups and downs,
\nwith everything that\u2019s come around.
\nI have always asked and complained.
\nWhatever happened to Baby Jane?
\nAlso, who killed Roger Rabbit?
\nSeems it is becoming a habit.
\nDoes Ronald McDonald have this?
\nDo sesame seeds on his buns exist?
\nBy buns,—– I mean his buttocks.
\nRemember, this is not a \u2018knock knock.\u2019
\nDoes Peter Pan really fly?
\nDo birds drop white wash in your eye?
\nWhat kind of music does a rubber band play?
\nDoes any worm get up early each day?
\nCan a cow jump over the moon?
\nCan you spend 80 days in a balloon?
\nCan Beethoven roll over in his grave?
\nCan a barrel of monkeys behave?
\nWhen does one and one make three?
\nIt is when a family starts, you see.
\nIs tip towing through the tulips the answer?
\nHow come Santa named a reindeer Prancer?
\nWhy is it only The Shadow knows?
\nWhy do we kiss under mistletoe?
\nWhat does kemosabe really mean?
\nHow are cupcakes filled with cream?
\nThe list goes on without an end.
\nI won\u2019t bore you with it, friend.
\nMake your own list when you have time.
\nI\u2019ll bet yours is longer than mine.<\/p>\n
—————————————R.W. Johnson—–(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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