{"id":3276,"date":"2018-09-22T15:25:38","date_gmt":"2018-09-22T23:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3276"},"modified":"2018-09-22T15:25:38","modified_gmt":"2018-09-22T23:25:38","slug":"a-bizarre-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3276","title":{"rendered":"A Bizarre Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Bizarre Day<\/p>\n<p>Playing with my dog on a sunny day.<br \/>\nChasing what I threw as we went on our way.<br \/>\nBefore long, we were in the woods.<br \/>\nHe ran around investigating, like he should.<br \/>\nBefore long, he brought back a backpack.<br \/>\nNow why in the world did he do that?<br \/>\nI told him to show me. He led the way.<br \/>\nThis was becoming an interesting day.<br \/>\nIn the bushes, something was hidden.<br \/>\nIt was a dead body looking forbidden.<br \/>\nA male of high school age, it seemed.<br \/>\nI could see no injury. He was clean.<br \/>\nYet someone must have hidden him there.<br \/>\nI got the feeling I should beware.<br \/>\nI quickly called the police on my phone.<br \/>\nThen, we waited there all alone.<br \/>\nBefore long, a couple policemen arrived.<br \/>\nThey checked the kid to see if he was alive.<br \/>\nHe wasn\u2019t, so they taped off the area.<br \/>\nHe said: \u201cSorry, I didn\u2019t mean to scare ya.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAm I a suspect? My dog found the body.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u201d, he said, then smiled kind of oddly.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat killed him? Do you know?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThat would be the corner\u2019s show.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019ll call forensics and the corner.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOnce they are done, we might know for sure.\u201d<br \/>\nThey questioned me for a little while.<br \/>\nTook my address and said with a smile.<br \/>\n\u201cYou can go. Well call if we need you.\u201d<br \/>\nI heard later that the body disappeared.<br \/>\nNow, let me tell you, that was weird.<br \/>\nHe vanished while the cops were looking at him.<br \/>\nIt was just like he had never been.<br \/>\nTwilight Zone type of stuff for sure.<br \/>\nSo much for my walk with my cur.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R.W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Bizarre Day Playing with my dog on a sunny day. Chasing what I threw as we went on our way. Before long, we were in the woods. He ran around investigating, like he should. Before long, he brought back a backpack. Now why in the world did he do that? I told him to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3276\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Bizarre Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,12,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-random","category-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3277,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions\/3277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}