The Cyber Blues<\/p>\n
See the big bird coming out of the sky.
\nIt brings cyber savings. Man, I\u2019m flying high.
\nIt\u2019s cyber Monday and I\u2019m surfing the web.
\nSo many savings, I\u2019m going out of my head.
\nBuy now!!
\nEvery site I go to, prices are cut to the max.
\nI can save a bundle, even if I pay tax.
\nSavings on electronics, savings on tools.
\nComputer work faster. I\u2019m nobody\u2019s fool.
\nBuy Now!!
\nSavings on all my favorite outdoor stuff.
\nBuy it right now. Getting through is tuff.
\nBuy a bigger screen TV, and laptop too.
\nSo many things, I don\u2019t know what to do?
\nBuy Now!!
\nWhat is this? Should I be concerned?
\nAll my credit cards maxed. I\u2019m burned.
\nMy wife will kill me if she finds this out.
\nI forgot her gift—-. All I can do is pout.
\nBuy Now!!<\/p>\n
——————————R.W. Johnson—–(2018)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Cyber Blues See the big bird coming out of the sky. It brings cyber savings. Man, I\u2019m flying high. It\u2019s cyber Monday and I\u2019m surfing the web. So many savings, I\u2019m going out of my head. Buy now!! Every site I go to, prices are cut to the max. I can save a bundle, … Continue reading The Cyber Blues<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,16,14,24,29,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factual","category-free-bird-poetry","category-holiday","category-humor","category-life-lessons","category-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3359,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions\/3359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}