{"id":347,"date":"2014-12-10T15:13:25","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T23:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=347"},"modified":"2026-08-27T11:16:18","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T19:16:18","slug":"jibber-jabber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"Jibber Jabber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jibber Jabber<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cinco De Mayo is over.<\/p>\n<p>Today I found a 4 leaf clover.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a connection?<\/p>\n<p>That takes some reflection.<\/p>\n<p>Crimson and clover.<\/p>\n<p>Over and over.<\/p>\n<p>Jack jumped over a candle stick.<\/p>\n<p>Burned his (#%@*#) on it.<\/p>\n<p>That sounds harsh to some.<\/p>\n<p>Others will just suck their thumb.<\/p>\n<p>A day without sunshine<\/p>\n<p>is a hillbilly without moonshine.<\/p>\n<p>Fiddle faddle, I lost my paddle.<\/p>\n<p>Here comes mom with a real paddle.<\/p>\n<p>Plastic hippies<\/p>\n<p>have no bippies<\/p>\n<p>Why does one &amp; one always make two?<\/p>\n<p>Ask the old woman who lived in a shoe.<\/p>\n<p>What the heck am I talking about?<\/p>\n<p>Sounds almost like a crazy lout.<\/p>\n<p>But, have no fear.<\/p>\n<p>Spring is here.<\/p>\n<p>Love is in the air.<\/p>\n<p>I think I combed it out of my hair.<\/p>\n<p>Jokers to the left of me.<\/p>\n<p>Clowns to the right of me.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m stuck in the middle with you.<\/p>\n<p>Guess we shouldn\u2019t have eaten that stew.<\/p>\n<p>If I say more I would sound a fool.<\/p>\n<p>I would stop if I were you.<\/p>\n<p>Said the monkey in the zoo.&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;R. W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2014)<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jibber Jabber Cinco De Mayo is over. Today I found a 4 leaf clover. Is there a connection? That takes some reflection. Crimson and clover. Over and over. Jack jumped over a candle stick. Burned his (#%@*#) on it. That sounds harsh to some. Others will just suck their thumb. A day without sunshine &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=347\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jibber Jabber<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions\/348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}