{"id":3686,"date":"2019-10-01T15:56:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-01T23:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3686"},"modified":"2019-10-01T15:56:26","modified_gmt":"2019-10-01T23:56:26","slug":"horror-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3686","title":{"rendered":"Horror Night"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I went to the show the other night.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was expecting quite a scare.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A horror flick to get you uptight.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hope I can keep clean underwear.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before the movie started there was a fight.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Two jerks wrestling between the rows.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Both cussing & kicking & trying to strike.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why they were fighting?  Nobody knows.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

People nearby threw drinks & popcorn on them.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yelling for them to \u201cKnock it off!!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ushers broke it up so neither could win.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

People yelled: \u201cThrow them off the loft!!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Things settled down and previews started.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Future horror flicks coming soon.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A scene with them blessing the dearly departed.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then switched to some gory looking goon.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis is sick!\u201d my date said to me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI thought this is what you wanted to see?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe fight was better than this to see.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I said: \u201cBe right back. I gotta pee.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hoped when I got back she had settled down.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She still seemed pretty uptight to me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the screen was a scary clown.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She said sarcastically: \u201cDid you enjoy your pee?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So went a night that was a total horror.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was worse in the seats than on the screen.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She said I should have been the one on the floor.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fighting like hell and making a scene.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Needless to say, it was our first & last date.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She didn\u2019t want to ever see me again.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My mom asked me why I was home so late.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I said: \u201cHorror movies are no friend.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

———————————————-R.W. Johnson—–(2019)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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