{"id":3845,"date":"2020-08-07T16:04:35","date_gmt":"2020-08-08T00:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3845"},"modified":"2020-08-11T17:26:05","modified_gmt":"2020-08-12T01:26:05","slug":"the-little-knight-needs-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3845","title":{"rendered":"The Little Knight Needs Help"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><em>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Little\nKnight Needs Help<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I volunteered for a mind expanding drug.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I thought it would help me with exams .<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Instead, my mind took off like a super slug.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I took a trip to a magical, &nbsp;amazing land.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>There were dragons, wizards, warlocks, &amp; witches.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Knights in shining armor, and swords and bows.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Magic would fly and fry the bitches.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Many a man was left with woes.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>One little knight was on a quest.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>To free his girl from the clutches of a wizard.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight arrived &amp; was greeted as a\nguest.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>While the wizard assessed him &amp; his gizzard.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight was wise to such tactics.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>He got the lay of the land and then he left.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight knew the wizard used magic\u2019s<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>to steal his girl away. He would get her back yet.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight planned his attack at night.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The wizard was asleep, snoring loudly.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight felt proud to have made it this far.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>He sprinkled some powder on the wizard, proudly.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The wizard would sleep for hours, like hit by a bar.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight found his girl and freed her. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>But, before they could leave, the wizard awoke.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>He saw them &amp; cast a powerful spell in a blur.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight raised his shield &amp; was hit by a\njolt.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The little knight staggered back &amp; then he fell.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Before any more could happen, I awoke.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I realized that the little knight was actually me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I told the doctor all I had seen.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I had to get back and set them free.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The doctor looked like the wizard with a gleam.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I begged to go back and he said o.k.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>I just hoped it wasn\u2019t all a dream.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<strong><em>R.W. Johnson&#8212;&#8211;(2020)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Little Knight Needs Help I volunteered for a mind expanding drug. I thought it would help me with exams . Instead, my mind took off like a super slug. I took a trip to a magical, &nbsp;amazing land. There were dragons, wizards, warlocks, &amp; witches. Knights in shining armor, and swords and bows. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3845\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Little Knight Needs Help<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3845"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3854,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845\/revisions\/3854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}