{"id":3874,"date":"2020-11-30T14:17:23","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T22:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3874"},"modified":"2020-12-28T16:54:16","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T00:54:16","slug":"santa-and-covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=3874","title":{"rendered":"Santa And COVID"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

     \n            Santa\nAnd COVID<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was arrested, but I don\u2019t know why?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was shooting at Santa as he flew by.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He said Santa was breaking the COVID curfew.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Santa spreads the virus afar, as others do.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was placed on a 5150 for his own good.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Placed in a psych ward, like he should.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

They said \u201cSanta does not exist. Never has.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI saw him & fired right through the glass.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe front window of your house you mean?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat is correct.—— It wasn\u2019t a dream.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou scared the hell out of some neighbor kids.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThey broke curfew too. I flipped my lid.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf you killed Santa would Christmas end?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPretty sure I missed. He went around the bend.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou are convinced that Santa exists then?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon\u2019t you? It seems to be the trend.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt is all untrue. It is all in your head.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI suppose COVID is fake too. Nothing to dread.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCOVID is real. We are in a pandemic.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTime for you to learn. Santa is no gimmick.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe visits many houses, eats food & leaves gifts.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe contaminates everything. The simple twit.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cUse your head. How do you think the virus is spread?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c No one else, except him. One who is always fed.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSanta is a carrier. Time to take him out.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe little kids will soon no longer cry & pout.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jingle, jingle \u201cHo, ho, ho!!\u201d was heard.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe is here!—— The little turd.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe followed me here. He\u2019s spreading the virus!!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLock him up!—– I feel pain in my iris.!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe will be here for 3 days, just like you.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe are all dead, I am telling you!!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCalm down, or you will be put in isolation.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOutstanding. He is probably spreading a mutation.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So—-there was no Christmas this year.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some say it was the curfew, or so I hear.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, the truth is somewhere in between.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes the psych hospital can be mighty mean.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

—————————————————R.W. Johnson——(2020)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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