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Hot Man, Cold Women<\/strong><\/p>\n One thing I can\u2019t understand.<\/p>\n Why your hot cause you\u2019re a man?<\/p>\n Five women in a room. All cold.<\/p>\n You, however, are hot, we are told.<\/p>\n Could it be due to female hormones?<\/p>\n \u201cNot that old story again\u201d, he groans.<\/p>\n \u201cThere is no reason to be cold\u201d he gloats.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s hot enough to croak a goat.\u201d<\/p>\n All the women then glare at him.<\/p>\n One of them asks if he can swim.<\/p>\n Then, the women start closing in.<\/p>\n He says \u201ccalm down now\u201d with a grin.<\/p>\n Quickly he springs for the door.<\/p>\n He wasn\u2019t going back there anymore.<\/p>\n The women then turned up the heat.<\/p>\n Then, all was well, from head to feet.<\/p>\n ———————————————-R. W. Johnson—–(2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hot Man, Cold Women One thing I can\u2019t understand. Why your hot cause you\u2019re a man? Five women in a room. All cold. You, however, are hot, we are told. Could it be due to female hormones? \u201cNot that old story again\u201d, he groans. \u201cThere is no reason to be cold\u201d he gloats. \u201cIt\u2019s … Continue reading Hot Man, Cold Women<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,24,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-humor","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}