{"id":831,"date":"2014-12-17T17:27:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T01:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2014-12-17T17:27:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T01:27:19","slug":"ode-to-squally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Squally"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ode To Squally<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have an orange tabby cat.<\/p>\n

Let me tell you this cat is fat.<\/p>\n

He is VERY heavy in the gut.<\/p>\n

He seems to be stuck in a rut.<\/p>\n

He will bat your foot anytime<\/p>\n

he doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s fed on time.<\/p>\n

He is strictly an indoor cat.<\/p>\n

So he never gets to chase a rat.<\/p>\n

Exercise is very rare for him.<\/p>\n

He would rather sleep than be thin.<\/p>\n

People say he\u2019s a mean cat.<\/p>\n

But, he\u2019s just lazy and he\u2019s fat.<\/p>\n

He doesn\u2019t like his belly rubbed.<\/p>\n

So people think he doesn\u2019t want loved.<\/p>\n

But, he\u2019ll purr and cuddle on our laps.<\/p>\n

Want to be petted like other cats.<\/p>\n

He doesn\u2019t trust strangers, so runs away.<\/p>\n

That way he lives to eat another day.<\/p>\n

When he jumps up you know he\u2019s there.<\/p>\n

His weight will really shake the chair.<\/p>\n

He really hates to go to the vet.<\/p>\n

Hasn\u2019t forgiven him for the neutering yet.<\/p>\n

He hates all\u00a0 other dogs or cats.<\/p>\n

A one cat family is where it\u2019s at.<\/p>\n

He tolerates a parakeet that\u2019s in a cage.<\/p>\n

If he gets close the bird goes into a rage.<\/p>\n

Just keep the snacks coming and let him sleep.<\/p>\n

Then he will be a cat that you can keep.——R. W. Johnson—-(2012)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ode To Squally I have an orange tabby cat. Let me tell you this cat is fat. He is VERY heavy in the gut. He seems to be stuck in a rut. He will bat your foot anytime he doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s fed on time. He is strictly an indoor cat. So he never … Continue reading Ode To Squally<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-factual","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}