{"id":974,"date":"2014-12-19T13:51:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T21:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=974"},"modified":"2014-12-19T13:51:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T21:51:58","slug":"a-halloween-urban-legend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/?p=974","title":{"rendered":"A Halloween Urban Legend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A Halloween Urban Legend<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While camping for a day in the desert lands,<\/p>\n<p>I saw a man walking out of the burning sands.<\/p>\n<p>He came into camp and asked for water.<\/p>\n<p>He looked like he couldn\u2019t get much hotter.<\/p>\n<p>His skin was red and his clothes hung limp.<\/p>\n<p>His body smelled\u00a0 like burning hemp.<\/p>\n<p>After he drank enough to quench his thirst.<\/p>\n<p>I said \u201cThis day must have been your worst\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>He replied \u201cNo, what\u2019 s out there is worse by far\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I said \u201cYou mean the heat? Where\u2019s your car?\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI Ran into them on a geological survey trip\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cScared me so bad I almost lost my grip\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBig, ugly, hair all over. Looked like a demon\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMore than one. A bunch of behemoths\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI dropped everything and ran for my life\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll I had on me was just my pipe\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been running, walking, &amp; crawling \u201c.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor 2 days straight. Too dried out for bawling\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I said \u201dMan, you\u2019re\u00a0 lucky you found me\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you get too hot, no telling what you\u2019ll see\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo man, it wasn\u2019t a hallucination or illusion\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey were real,\u00a0 in all their profusion\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey looked like they were having lunch\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey were eating human parts, I have a hunch\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll drive you to the nearest town\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReport it to the police about what you found\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>When he told the police his story,<\/p>\n<p>they laughed and said \u201cWe know it was gory\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHowever, 2 days ago was Halloween day\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c Every year there is a similar experience, they say\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere has been many searches with nothing found\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c It\u2019s just an urban legend. To Halloween, it\u2019s bound\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>The man was shocked and was sorry he came.<\/p>\n<p>For him Halloween will never be the same.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-R. W. Johnson&#8212;-(2012)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A Halloween Urban Legend While camping for a day in the desert lands, I saw a man walking out of the burning sands. He came into camp and asked for water. He looked like he couldn\u2019t get much hotter. His skin was red and his clothes hung limp. 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