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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A Halloween Boo Boo<\/strong><\/p>\n It\u2019s that time of year again.<\/p>\n Time for pumpkins, ghosts, and candy tins.<\/p>\n Time to mix up a special brew.<\/p>\n A big caldron of bubbling goo.<\/p>\n A \u2018real\u2019 witch will mix it up.<\/p>\n Special ingredients to fill your gut.<\/p>\n You must be careful cause you never know<\/p>\n just which way this stuff will go.<\/p>\n Look out!!, some just splashed out now.<\/p>\n It is growing to the size of a cow.<\/p>\n It\u2019s all slimy and really stinks.<\/p>\n Smells like something flushed down the sink.<\/p>\n It is moving like a great big blob.<\/p>\n Coming toward us like mudslide sod.<\/p>\n Run!! Get away from here quick!!<\/p>\n Or you will be sucked up like that stick.<\/p>\n It just ran over a little mouse.<\/p>\n The mouse is gone. The little louse.<\/p>\n The more living things it eats the more red it gets.<\/p>\n It wants organic beings. It won\u2019t rest.<\/p>\n We have to stop it. There must be a way.<\/p>\n Freeze it like in \u201cThe Blob\u201d, in its day.<\/p>\n So, like the movie, we sprayed it with co2.<\/p>\n Froze it solid. We ain\u2019t no fools.<\/p>\n We had the Air Force fly it to the frozen arctic<\/p>\n They left it there in a heartbeat.<\/p>\n We hope we never see it again.<\/p>\n Happy Halloween. It\u2019s not the end.———–R. W. Johnson—–(2014)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A Halloween Boo Boo It\u2019s that time of year again. Time for pumpkins, ghosts, and candy tins. Time to mix up a special brew. A big caldron of bubbling goo. A \u2018real\u2019 witch will mix it up. Special ingredients to fill your gut. You must be careful cause you never know just which … Continue reading A Halloween Boo Boo<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16,14,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-free-bird-poetry","category-holiday","category-horror","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":977,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions\/977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wordsmithwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}